August 30, 2012: The Republican National Convention wraps up at the Tampa Bay Times Forum in Tampa. (UPDATE: It's now named the Benchmark International Arena) in Tampa. Mitt Romney is nominated for President. A former Governor of Massachusetts, and the son of George Romney, a Governor of Michigan who had run for President in 1968, he had finished 2nd in Delegates to Senator John McCain in the 2008 Republican race.
Representative Paul Ryan of Wisconsin, Chairman of the House Budget Committee is nominated for Vice President. Born on January 29, 1970, Ryan had first been elected to Congress in 1998, and was the first member of Congress born after I was.
Neither Romney nor Ryan gave an especially good speech. Indeed, it was a dull Convention. But, for the Republicans, that's still better than having a Convention full of bigotry, as in San Francisco in 1964, Houston in 1992, Madison Square Garden in 2004, and, eventually, Cleveland in 2016.
Among the other speakers was Clint Eastwood. Known for playing Western heroes and modern-day policemen, and being absolutely uncompromising in both, he was, himself, a Republican politician: In 1986, tired of what he saw as annoying municipal regulations in his adoptive hometown of Carmel-by-the-Sea, California, he ran for Mayor, in an election that was officially non-partisan, and won. He did everything he wanted to do in his 2-year term, and didn't run for re-election.
Everyone presumed that Clint was a Republican, but he never actually said so. It's just that, given the roles he played, and his public image, he seemed like one, to the point where, in his 1984 re-election campaign, President Ronald Reagan, quoted his line from the 1983 Dirty Harry film Sudden Impact: "Go ahead, make my day!"
But, like a lot of Republicans age 65 and up, Clint had enough money that he didn't need Social Security and Medicare, so he didn't care about Democrats fighting for them and Republicans wanting to cut them. So, in 2012, at the age of 82 -- older, it should be pointed out, than any Presidential nominee has ever been -- for the 1st time, he accepted an invitation to speak at a Republican National Convention.
It was not one of his best acting performances.
He started off okay, telling the crowd, who was giving him a standing ovation, "Save a little for Mitt." Then he talked about how not everybody in Hollywood was a leftist, citing his contemporary, Jon Voight.
But then, he pointed to an empty chair next to the podium, and saidL
So, I've got Mr. Obama sitting here. And he's -- I just was going to ask him a couple of questions. But, you know, about, I remember, three-and-a-half years ago, when Mr. Obama won the election.
And though I wasn't a big supporter, I was watching that night when he was having that thing, and they were talking about hope and change and they were talking about, yes we can, and it was dark outdoors, and it was nice, and people were lighting candles. And they were saying, you know, I just thought, this is great. Everybody's crying. Oprah was crying.
I was even crying. And then finally — I haven't cried that hard since I found out that there's 23 million unemployed people in this country.
Now that is something to cry for because that is a disgrace, a national disgrace, and we haven't done enough, obviously — this administration hasn't done enough to cure that. Whatever interest they have is not strong enough, and I think possibly now it may be time for somebody else to come along and solve the problem.
If he had simply not had the chair there, and left out the first line, that would have been a fair line of criticism. But he went on acting as if Obama was sitting in that empty chair:
So, so, Mr. President, how do you, how do you handle, how do you handle promises that you've made when you were running for election and how do you handle, how do you handle it?
I mean, what do you say to people? Do you just, you know, I know, people were wondering. You don't? You don't handle it.
Well, I know even some of the people in your own party were very disappointed when you didn't close Gitmo. And I thought, well, closing Gitmo, why close that? We spent so much money on it. But, I thought maybe as an excuse.
Oh, What do you mean shut up?
OK, I thought it was just because somebody had the stupid idea of trying terrorists in downtown New York City. Maybe that was it.
And he went on like that. As I said, he was 82. Was he going senile?
The Man With No Name became The Man With No Game, endorsing Mitt Romney, The Man With No Shame.
Here's what Eastwood should have said: "I know what you're thinkin', Paul Ryan, you punk: 'Did I tell six lies in my acceptance speech, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth -- which would be a nice change of pace -- in all this excitement, I've forgotten myself. But seeing as how you're gonna be debating Joe Biden, one of the most powerful debaters in the world, and he can talk your ear clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
In the 2020 Presidential election, Eastwood endorsed Michael Bloomberg, a businessman and a former Mayor of New York, who had started as a Republican, but became an independent, and had finally entered the Democratic Primaries. Eastwood said he wished he that Donald Trump would act "in a more genteel way, without tweeting and calling people names. I would personally like for him to not bring himself to that level."
In a 2012 episode of the YouTube series Epic Rap Battles of History, "Epic" Lloyd Ahlquist played Clint Eastwood, against YouTuber and visual artist Mike Diva as Bruce Lee. Lee's last line was, "A man who argues with people who aren't even there is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!" And Lee kicked a chair at the camera. Eastwood shot it.
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August 30, 2012 was a Thursday. These Major League Baseball games were played:
* The New York Mets lost to the Philadelphia Phillies, 3-2 at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia. Kyle Kendrick outpitched Jon Niese. Kevin Frandsen went 4-for-5 with an RBI.
* The Baltimore Orioles beat the Chicago White Sox, 5-3 at U.S. Cellular Field (now Rate Field) in Chicago.
* The Washington Nationals beat the St. Louis Cardinals, 8-1 at Nationals Park in Washington.
* The Toronto Blue Jays beat the Tampa Bay Rays, 2-0 at the Rogers Centre in Toronto. Carlos Villanueva allowed 5 hits over 6 innings, and 3 relievers completed the 5-hit shutout. Kelly Johnson doubled home both runs in the bottom of the 1st inning.
* The Oakland Athletics beat the Cleveland Indians, 12-7 at Progressive Field in Cleveland.
* The Chicago Cubs beat the Milwaukee Brewers, 12-11 at Wrigley Field in Chicago. The Cubs scored 3 runs in the bottom of the 9th to win it, on a double by David DeJesus, a walk by Luis Valbuena, an RBI single by Starlin Castro, and RBI double by Anthony Rizzo, and an RBI single by Alfonso Soriano.
The Cubs hit no home runs, but DeJesus and Valbuena each had 3 hits. For the Brewers, Jonathan Lucroy went 3-for-5 with a home run and 7 RBIs; Ryan Braun and Cody Ransom each went 3-for-4 with a home run, a walk, and 2 RBIs; and Rickie Weeks went 5-for-5.
* The Seattle Mariners beat the Minnesota Twins, 5-4 at Target Field in Minneapolis.
* The Kansas City Royals beat the Detroit Tigers, 2-1 at Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City.
* The San Francisco Giants beat the Houston Astros, 8-4 at Minute Maid Park (now Daikin Park) in Houston.
* The Los Angeles Angels beat the Boston Red Sox, 5-2 at Angel Stadium of Anaheim. Zack Greinke outpitched Jon Lester. Albert Pujols went 2-for-4 with 2 RBIs. Mike Trout went 0-for-3 with a walk. David Ortiz did not play. I guess his steroid supplier didn't make the trip to the Coast.
* The Arizona Diamondbacks beat the Los Angeles Dodgers, 2-0 at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. Ian Kennedy pitched 6 1/3rd innings of 2-hit shutout ball, and 3 relievers completed a 5-hit shutout, to outpitch Clayton Kershaw. Chris Young provided the only runs of the game with a 2-run home run in the top of the 4th.
* And the New York Yankees, the Atlanta Braves, the Cincinnati Reds, the Colorado Rockies, the Miami Marlins, the Pittsburgh Pirates, the San Diego Padres and the Texas Rangers were not scheduled.
There were also 15 college football games played that night. Only 1 involved a team nationally ranked: Number 9 South Carolina beat Vanderbilt, 17-13 at Vanderbilt Stadium (now FirstBank Stadium) in Nashville.