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Sunday, September 18, 2022

September 18, 1965: "Get Smart" Premieres

Don Adams as Max (left) and Barbara Feldon as 99

September 18, 1965: Get Smart premieres on NBC. It was a parody of the James Bond spy films. The pilot episode was in black & white, but all the other episodes were in color. The 1965-66 season was the one in which most American prime-time TV shows switched to color, if they hadn't already.

Indeed, many shows, including Batman, which premiered the following January, actually had the words "in color" printed on their title cards. However, only 1/10th of all U.S. households had color TV sets at this point. That would rise to 1/4th by the end of 1967, and 1/3rd by the end of 1968, but wouldn’t be a majority until 1971. Only then would TV Guide stop indicating listings in color with a box with a white "C" in a black background and start listing those in black & white with a box with a black "BW" in a white background.

Get Smart was created by Mel Brooks, already well-known for his comedy routine "The 2,000-Year-Old Man" with Carl Reiner, and as, along with Reiner, a writer for Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows; and Buck Henry, then known as a writer for the American version of the British satire show That Was the Week That Was.

Henry said that Daniel Melnick of the production company Talent Associates asked him to create a show about a bumbling secret agent, citing, "The two biggest things in the entertainment world today are James Bond and Inspector Clouseau," Britain's fictional secret agent and the inept French cop of the Pink Panther movies, respectively. I guess Melnick had forgotten about The Beatles, meaning we could have gotten a spy with a Beatle haircut and/or a band. (We finally got that in 1997: Austin Powers.)

Don Adams played Maxwell Smart, who worked in Washington, D.C. for the American intelligence agency CONTROL, as their Agent 86. He reported to the Chief of CONTROL, played by Ed Platt. The Chief's full name was never revealed, but a court case forced him to reveal his first name: Thaddeus.

He was often partnered with Agent 99, played by Barbara Feldon. Despite the fact that Max and 99 got married in Season 4 and became the parents of twins in Season 5, he never called her anything but "99." At one point, she used the name Susan Hilton, but explained to Max that it wasn't her real name. In another episode, she used the name "Melissa," but there was no indication that this was real, either.

Max was Agent 86. That number may have matched his IQ. Fortunately, he survived many cases because he was just plain lucky. Once, he tried to defuse a bomb that could have destroyed D.C., and in the process, his tie got caught in the mechanism, stopping it. 99 said, "Max, that was close!" Max said, "You don't know how close, 99: I was thinking of wearing my bow tie today!"

Like the Bond films, Get Smart became famous for its gadgets. Unlike the Bond films, the gadgets on Get Smart were intentionally funny. The most notable was the shoe-phone, which could ring at inopportune times, and draw strange looks from bystanders. Retroactively, it's become known as "the original Smart phone." Then there was the Cone of Silence: Whenever it was lowered in the Chief's office, over the heads of Max and the Chief, they couldn't hear each other, but anybody on the outside of it could hear them.

This was during the Cold War, including the Vietnam War, but CONTROL's main opponent wasn't the Soviet Union, or the People's Republic of China: It was KAOS, a private terrorist group, beholden to no nation. As with CONTROL, the letters in KAOS didn't stand for anything -- or, if they did, it was never revealed onscreen. The name was a joke: An operative was said to be "an agent of chaos."

And it was a running gag, and even once commented on by a KAOS agent, that, even though Americans were used to the Russians as the current enemy, most KAOS agents spoke with a German accent, as if they were the old enemies, the Nazis.

As with the name "KAOS," this was no accident: Most of the show's creative minds were Jewish: Mel Brooks was born Melvin Kaminsky, Buck Henry was Henry Zuckerman, the executive producer was Leonard Stern (who used his real name), the show's main composer was Irving Szathmary (brother of comedian William Szathmary, a.k.a. Bill Dana, a.k.a. José Jiménez), one of the main directors was Bruce Bilson (his real name, grandfather of actress Rachel Bilson), one of the main writers was James Komack (real name, later the co-creator of Chico and the Man and Barney Miller), one of the main producers was Arne Sultan (real name), and Adams was Donald Yarmy. Not Jewish: Gary Nelson, who directed the most episodes of the show.

In the 1st 2 seasons, the opening sequence showed Max driving a red 1965 Sunbeam Tiger convertible up to a building, getting out, walking through the front door, running down the stairs, and then walking through a series of steel doors that closed loudly behind him, until he got to a phone booth, the most famous phone booth in the history of American television. (But 2nd in the world behind Doctor Who's TARDIS.) Max dialed 3 numbers (push-button phones had been introduced in 1962, but most phone booths still had rotary dials), hung up, and then fell through a trap door, presumably reaching CONTROL headquarters underground.
For the 3rd and 4th seasons, Max drove up to a different building, and in a different car: Volkswagen had become a sponsor of the show, so his new car was a light blue Volkswagen Karmann Ghia, also a convertible.

For the show's 5th season, 1969-70, it moved to CBS. The opening was slightly reworked, with opening shots of the U.S. Capitol Building, the White House, and the Lincoln and Jefferson Memorials, to hammer home the point that the home base for CONTROL was Washington. And with a change in network came a change in sponsors: General Motors, through their Buick brand, sponsored, so Max's new car was a 1969 Buick Opel GT, a sports car but not a convertible. The theme song also had a slightly different arrangement.

The show is best remembered for Max's catchphrases. Whenever he screwed up, he would say, "Sorry about that, Chief!" (Or to whoever he'd wronged: "Sorry about that, 99!") When he didn't quite get something done, he held his fingers a little bit apart and said, "Missed it by that much!" He might say to someone, "Don't tell me... " and be told that exact thing, and follow it with, "I asked you not to tell me!"

When seeing an unnecessarily large KAOS gimmick, he would say, "That's the second-biggest (whatever it was) I've ever seen!" When an unusual tactic was used, by either side, Max would say, "Of course: The old (whatever it was) trick!" Given a particularly dangerous assignment, the Chief would say, "Max, you're going to be facing danger, risking your life at every turn." Max would respond, "And... loving it!"

The most-quoted is usually the "Would you believe... " routine. Example:

Max, smiling: "You'd better surrender! This building has been surrounded by 40 CONTROL agents!"
KAOS agent: "I find that very hard to believe."
Max, his smile shrinking: "Would you believe, 30?"
KAOS agent: "No."
Max: "How about one boy scout?"
KAOS agent: "No."
Max: "Girl scout?"

Aside from the regulars, Adams, Feldon and Platt, the supporting characters often included:

* Agent Larabee (Robert Karvelas), the Chief's assistant, dumb enough to make Max look, well, smart.

* Agent 13 (David Ketchum), who always seemed to be undercover in tight places where a full-grown man shouldn't have been able to fit, like lockers, trash cans, washing machines, and so on.

* Dr. Steele (Ellen Weston), a CONTROL scientist whose brilliance -- this was the 1960s, so she was lucky that this was even mentioned -- was overlooked, as she often went undercover as a go-go dancer, a stripper, a cocktail waitress, etc.

* Ludwig Von Siegfried (Bernie Kopell), a high official within KAOS, although his title varies.

* Starker (King Moody, and the name was always pronounced with the German accent, "Shtarker"), a dumb KAOS agent, but, apparently, Siegfried's right-hand man -- "Max," to Siegfried's "Chief." (As best as I can remember, there was no regular female agent that was KAOS' answer to 99.)

* Hymie the Robot (Dick Gautier), a humanoid robot built by KAOS, but convinced by Max to defect to CONTROL on his first mission. Like the children's book character Amelia Bedelia, he tended to take things literally: On that first mission, Max needed to hurry, so he said, "Shake a leg, Hymie," and Hymie shook his left leg.

Inspired by the 1966 Batman series being turned into a successful film, Talent Associates became one of several production companies that considered turning their sitcoms into feature-length films. But after the film based on The Munsters, Munster Go Home, flopped, the others changed tactics. Most such ideas were scrapped entirely, but since A Man Called Smart had already been filmed, it was turned into a 3-part episode of the series, to close Season 2, on April 8, 15 and 22, 1967.

Get Smart's last episode aired on May 15, 1970. As was usually the case in that era, there was no "finale" wrapping up loose ends: There were no loose ends, and the last episode was just another case.

Like many other shows, it became even more popular in reruns. Adams was typecast, and never got out of Max's shadow. In the 1980s, he voiced the title character in the cartoon Inspector Gadget, who had Hymie the Robot's skills, but a brain no better than Max's; and, like Max, needed feminine support (in that case, his niece, Penny).

Another cartoon, The Plastic Man Comedy-Adventure Show, gave the titular stretchy superhero Max's catchphrases, and even a boss known only as "The Chief" (although, in this case, a woman.) In this continuity, Plastic Man's girlfriend, and eventually wife and the mother of "Baby Plas," was named Penny, which may have led to the name of Inspector Gadget's niece.

Plastic Man was voiced by Michael Bell, who also voiced Wonder Twin Jan and his monkey Gleek, supervillains Lex Luthor and the Riddler, and others on Super Friends. He would go on to voice Space Ace on Space Stars, Bruce Banner (but not the Hulk) on the cartoon version of The Incredible Hulk, Doctor Octopus on Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends, good guy Duke and bad guy Major Bludd on G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, Cyclops on X-Men: Pryde of the X-Men, and Batman on Tiny Toon Adventures.

Adams made 5 guest appearances on The Love Boat. In one, his character was shot, but wouldn't go to see the ship's doctor, Adam Bricker. He didn't trust Bricker. Bricker was played by Bernie Kopell, formerly Siegfried.

On March 19, 1974, Ed Platt died at the age of 58. His son later said that it was a suicide, the result of untreated depression.

In 1980, Universal Pictures produced The Nude Bomb, in which a KAOS agent has a bomb which, when detonated, destroys all fabric within its range. He plans to detonate enough of them to destroy all clothing outside the dome that protects his hideout, which includes a factory that will produce new clothes, of his own designs. The idea is that he wants to corner the fashion market: Everyone will have to buy his clothes, much like everyone would have to buy gold from Auric Goldfinger if his plot in the James Bond film Goldfinger had succeeded.

Pretty much the only thing this film kept from Get Smart was the basic concept. Adams again played Max, but he and Karvelas as Larabee were the only returning actors. Dana Elcar played the Chief. There was a female agent, but it wasn't 99: It was Agent 36, played by Pamela Hensley, a.k.a. the villainous Princess Ardala from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. There was no mention of what happened to 99. There was an Agent 13, with the same shtick, but he was now played by Joey Forman. And Sylvia Kristel, the Dutch actress best known for the Emmanuelle porn films, played Agent 34. Even CONTROL was renamed, as PITS, but at least they said what this stood for: Provisional Intelligence Tactical Service.

The Nude Bomb, well, bombed at the box office. It was recut for television, with the title The Return of Maxwell Smart -- apparently, as with the 1960s police drama The Naked City, you could have the word "Naked" in the title of a TV show, but not the word "Nude" -- and aired on NBC.

In 1989, ABC aired Get Smart, Again! It was a true reunion movie, with Gary Nelson directing and Leonard Stern writing. Aside from Platt, to whose memory the film was dedicated, pretty much everybody was back. KAOS had returned after a corporate takeover (providing another inspiration for the Austin Powers films), with Siegfried (Kopell) and Starker (Moody) running it for the new owners, threatening the world with a weather machine.

So the U.S. Intelligence Agency, a (fictional) successor to CONTROL, calls in Max, who had been transferred to the State Department in 1974, and gives him permission to reactivate any former CONTROL agents he wants. So he gets the old gang back together. Feldon was back: 99 had written a memoir titled Out of CONTROL, but the inside joke was kept up: Her real name on the book cover was obscured by a hand holding it up. Gautier was back: Hymie had been employed as a crash test dummy. Karvelas was back as Larabee.

The new head of KAOS turns out to be Nicholas Demente, 99's publisher (played by Harold Gould), who intends not only to extort the money but also to create weather that will keep people eternally indoors and interfere with television reception, forcing millions of Americans to entertain themselves by buying Demente's books and publications. In other words, a variation on the plot of The Nude Bomb, but also an inside joke, at the expense of the TV industry itself.

The TV-movie got good ratings, so Fox tried a continuation series. But it took until 1995 to get the new Get Smart on the air. Counting ABC's 1989 TV-movie, this made Get Smart the 1st TV franchise to appear on all 4 major networks.

Max was now the Chief of a revived CONTROL. 99 -- whose real name is still not revealed, after 30 years -- has been elected to Congress. (Hey, if Maude Findlay from Maude and Carol Seaver from Growing Pains could get elected to Congress, why not America's favorite former lady spy?)

Remember the twins? They hadn't been mentioned since the original series was canceled. In this series, Andy Dick (now better known for his substance abuse and the awful behavior it's caused) played their son, Zach Smart, the new Agent 86. He has his own counterpart to Agent 99, Agent 66, played by Elaine Hendrix. Ketchum returned as 13, and Kopell returned as Siegfried.

But the 1990s were an interregnum: The Cold War was over, the War On Terror hadn't yet begun, and there just didn't seem to be a "big bad" out there. So there was no audience for Max and his adventures. Only 7 episodes aired, from January 8 to February 19, 1995. The writers didn't mention Zach's twin sister, but the plan, if there had been a 2nd season, was to have introduced her as... a defector and the new head of KAOS! Of course: The old Evil Twin trick! (Albeit fraternal and of the opposite gender.)

In 2008, a film version of Get Smart was released, setting the story in the present day. Steve Carell played Max, Anne Hathaway played 99, Alan Arkin played the Chief, David Koechner played Larabee, Bill Murray played Agent 13, Patrick Warburton played Hymie, Terence Stamp ("Kneel before Zod!") played Siegfried, Ken Davitian played Starker, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson played Max's hero Agent 23 (who turns out to be a double agent for KAOS), and James Caan played the President (a fictional one, not real-life current President George W. Bush).

With the War On Terror making such a plot relatable again, the film was successful, but a planned Get Smart 2 got stuck in "development hell," and was abandoned.

As I said, Ed Platt died in 1974. Irving Szathmary died in 1983, Robert Karvelas in 1991, James Komack in 1997, King Moody in 2001, Don Adams in 2005, Leonard Stern in 2011, Dick Gautier in 2017, Buck Henry in 2020, and Gary Nelson in 2022. As of September 18, 2022, Barbara Feldon, David Ketchum, Ellen Weston, Bernie Kopell, Bruce Bilson and Mel Brooks are still alive.

UPDATE: Ketchum died in 2025.

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September 18, 1965 was a Saturday. This was also the day the sitcom I Dream of Jeannie premiered on NBC.

* This new season, NBC also premiered Run for Your Life on September 13, Please Don't Eat the Daisies and the much-mocked My Mother the Car on September 14, I Spy on September 15, the Western Laredo and the sitcom Mona McCluskey on September 16, Hank and a TV version of Mister Roberts on September 17, The Wackiest Ship in the Army on September 19, and, outlasting all other shows debuting in the 1965-66 season, the soap opera Days of Our Lives on November 8.

* ABC premiered the Westerns The Legend of Jesse James and A Man Called Shenandoah on September 13, the comedy western F Troop on September 14, the Western The Big Valley and the modern comedy Gidget on September 15, The Long, Hot Summer on September 16, the spy series Honey West and a TV version of Tammy on September 17, The F.B.I. on September 19, and The Dating Game on December 20.

* CBS premiered Green Acres and Lost in Space on September 15, Hogan's Heroes and The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour on September 17, and The Loner and The Trials of O'Brien on September 18.

And there were lots of new cartoons premiering. The Atom Ant/Secret Squirrel Show debuted on NBC on September 9. Sinbad Jr. and his Magic Belt debuted in syndication on September 11. The Beatles, essentially based on their films A Hard Day's Night and Help!, debuted on September 25, and ran 2 years, by which point they had far surpassed their "Loveable Mop Tops" phase.

October 2 saw the debuts of The New 3 Stooges in syndication; and, all on NBC, The Hillbilly Bears, Precious Pupp, Squiddly Diddly and Winsome Witch. Milton the Monster debuted on ABC on October 9.

These baseball games were played on September 18, 1965:

* The New York Yankees lost to the Detroit Tigers, 4-3 at Yankee Stadium. Norm Cash won the game with an RBI single in the top of the 10th inning, making a winning pitcher of Denny McLain in relief. Al Kaline went 0-for-3, but drew 2 walks.

For the Yankees, Ray Barker hit a home run, and Mickey Mantle went 0-for-3 with a walk, before being replaced by Ross Moschitto, who substituted for him so many times, he was known as "Mickey Mantle's Legs." (Mantle had been in left field, Tom Tresh moved from right to left, and Moschitto went to right.) Roger Maris was injured and did not play. Bobby Murcer, having made his major league debut 10 days earlier, went 0-for-3.

* The New York Mets lost to the Chicago Cubs, 4-3 at Wrigley Field in Chicago. The Mets blew a 3-0 lead in the bottom of the 7th, including a 3-run homer by Billy Williams off rookie reliever Tug McGraw. Ernie Banks went 0-for-3 with a walk.

* The Boston Red Sox beat the Kansas City Athletics, 5-3 at Fenway Park in Boston. Carl Yastrzemski went 0-for-3 with a walk.

* The Pittsburgh Pirates beat the Philadelphia Phillies, 4-3 at Forbes Field in Pittsburgh. Roberto Clemente hit a home run, but Willie Stargell went 0-for-3.

* The Chicago White Sox beat the Cleveland Indians, 8-5 at Cleveland Municipal Stadium.

* The San Francisco Giants beat the Milwaukee Braves, 2-0 at Milwaukee County Stadium. Willie McCovey and Tom Haller hit home runs, and Willie Mays went 1-for-2 with 2 walks. Hank Aaron went 0-for-3.

* The Minnesota Twins beat the Washington Senators, 4-2 at Metropolitan Stadium in the Minneapolis suburb of Bloomington, Minnesota. Zoilo Versalles, the Panamanian shortstop who would be named the American League's Most Valuable Player, hit a home run. Harmon Killebrew was injured, and did not play.

Eight days later, the Twins -- who had been the original Senators, playing in Washington from 1901 to 1960 -- beat the "New Senators" in Washington, and clinched the Pennant. It was the 1st Pennant for the franchise since 1933; the 1st AL Pennant for a team other than the Yankees since the Chicago White Sox won in 1959; and the 1st for a Minnesota-based team since the Minneapolis Millers won the Class AAA American Association, also in 1959.

* The Los Angeles Dodgers beat the St. Louis Cardinals, 1-0 at Busch Stadium (formerly Sportsman's Park) in St. Louis. If you didn't know the specifics, you might guess that Sandy Koufax outpitched Bob Gibson. If you had, you would have been half-right: Koufax pitched a 4-hit shutout, but the Cardinal starter was Ray Washburn. Wes Parker singled home the game's only run in the 6th.

* The Cincinnati Reds and the Houston Astros were rained out at Crosley Field in Cincinnati. The game was made up as part of a doubleheader the next day. The Astros won the opener, 8-6. Rusty Staub and Jim Gentile hit home runs for the Astros, while Frank Robinson and Johnny Edwards hit them for the Reds. The Reds won the nightcap, 4-3. Staub homered again, but the Reds got homers from Leo Cardenas and Tommy Harper. "'Preciate it. Thanks."

* And they say it never rains in Southern California, but the Baltimore Orioles and the California Angels were rained out at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. This game was made up 2 days later, and the O's won, 4-2. Brooks Robinson went 1-for-4 with an RBI. The next season, the Angels would move down the freeway into their own stadium, in Anaheim.

No NFL games were played until the next day, but, in the AFL, the New York Jets lost to the Kansas City Chiefs, 14-10 at Shea Stadium.

There were college football games. One Top 10 team played the day before: Number 7 Southern California (USC) and Minnesota played to a 20-20 tie at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. The September 18 games included the following:

* Number 1 Nebraska beat Texas Christian (TCU), 34-14 at Memorial Stadium in Lincoln.

* Number 2 Texas beat Tulane, 31-0 at Memorial Stadium in Austin.

* Number 3 Notre Dame beat the University of California, 48-6 at California Memorial Stadium in Berkeley.

* Number 4 Michigan beat North Carolina, 31-24 at Kenan Memorial Stadium in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

* Number 5 Alabama were upset by Georgia, 18-17 at Sanford Stadium in Athens, Georgia.

* Number 6 Arkansas beat Oklahoma State, 28-14 at War Memorial Stadium in Little Rock.

* Number 8 Louisiana State (LSU) beat Texas A&M, 10-0 at Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

* Number 9 Purdue beat Miami University (of Ohio, not Florida), 38-0 at Ross-Ade Stadium in West Lafayette, Indiana.

* Number 10 Kentucky did not open its season until the following week.

* Michigan State beat UCLA, 13-3 at Spartan Stadium in East Lansing, Michigan. MSU were not yet ranked, but would be awarded the National Championship.

* Tennessee beat Army, 21-0 at Neyland Stadium in Knoxville, Tennessee.

* Syracuse beat Navy, 14-6 at Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium in Annapolis, Maryland.

* New Jersey's teams opened their season the next week, with Princeton beating Rutgers, 32-6 at Palmer Stadium in Princeton.

Also, in English soccer, Arsenal lost to Everton, 3-1 at Goodison Park, Everton's stadium in Liverpool.

Friday, February 25, 2022

February 25, 1950: Sid Caesar's "Your Show of Shows" Premieres

February 25, 1950: Your Show of Shows premieres on NBC. It is a 90-minute variety show, specializing in sketch comedy, hosted by Sid Caesar. It may have been the funniest show that the young medium of television had yet seen.

It may still be the funniest TV show of all time.

Isaac Sidney Caesar was born on September 8, 1922 in Yonkers, just north of New York City. When his father immigrated from Poland, the family name was "Ziser." As a teenage waiter in his parents' luncheonette, Sid learned how to mimic the customers' various accents, and developed a flair for language.

He learned the saxophone and the clarinet, and played in dance bands at the resort hotels in the Catskill Mountains, which led New York Jews to "the country" in the Summer. He served in the Coast Guard during World War II. While serving, he married Florence Levy, and they had 3 children: Michele, Rick and Karen.

While playing in a military revue, the show's director, Max Liebman, noticed that Sid's comedy got bigger applause than anyone's music. Liebman got him movie roles, and a spot as the opening act for comedian Joe E. Lewis at New York's famed Copacabana nightclub.

In 1949, Caesar and Liebman met with Pat Weaver, vice president of television at NBC (and eventually the father of actress Sigourney Weaver). They put together Sid's 1st TV show, The Admiral Broadway Revenue, which also starred Imogene Coca. The show became a victim of its own success: Admiral, an appliance company that was one of the first manufacturers of TV sets, could not keep up with the demand for new sets, and the show was canceled after 1 season.

But Weaver knew he had a genius on his hands, and convinced NBC to try again. Your Show of Shows debuted in 1950, with Coca, Carl Reiner, Howard Morris and James Starbuck. The 90-minute show was a mix of sketch comedy, satires of movies and TV shows, Caesar's monologues, musical guests, and big production numbers.

And the writers. What writers the show had. Reiner, Mel Brooks, Neil Simon, his brother Danny Simon, Mel Tolkin, Lucille Kallen, Selma Diamond, Joseph Stein, Michael Stewart and Tony Webster. Webster was the only one who wasn't Jewish, and Jewish humor was vital for the show.

The show seemed to take special joy in parodying situation comedies, or "sitcoms," with Caesar and Coca playing "The Hickenloopers." Just the title was a funny-sounding name, and their arguments, predating I Love Lucy and The Honeymooners, were a big reason why the overall show was popular.

Caesar loved wearing various uniforms, and one of his best-known sketches involved him putting on what looked like a military uniform. When he was done, he looked in the mirror, and said, "Mirror, mirror, on der vall, who's der schlickest of dem all?" (Not "the fairest," but "the slickest.") And then, after all his preening and posturing, comes the twist: He's not a general, he's a hotel doorman.

One of his recurring characters was the Professor, a shabby, top-hatted, double-talking, German-accented (of course) expert on, well, everything. In my lifetime, he would reprise this character on the PBS kids' show Sesame Street and in commercials for Saran Wrap.

After 4 years, the show was cut back to 60 minutes, and was renamed Caesar's Hour. There were fewer sketches, but that allowed for longer ones. Larry Gelbart and Woody Allen joined the writing staff. Cast additions included Janet Blair, Milt Kamen and Nanette Fabray. The show lasted 3 more seasons, until May 25, 1957.

In 1961, Reiner created The Dick Van Dyke Show, and wrote for it, based on his own experience having written for Your Show of Shows. So, essentially, Alan Brady was (hopefully, a very exaggerated version of) Sid, Rob Petrie was Carl, Laura Petrie was Carl's wife Estelle Reiner, and Richie is their son, actor and now director Rob Reiner. Though I don't think anybody ever called Richie, or his portrayer, Larry Matthews, a "meathead."

Carl and Mel would combine for "The 2,000-Year-Old Man." Carl would play an interviewer, and Mel played a 2,000-year-old man, not in old-age makeup, but wearing a hat and a cape, telling of his long and funny life:

Carl: What did you do for a living?
Mel: What didn't I do? I was a ten-of-all-trades!
Carl: A what?
Mel: A ten-of-all-trades!
Carl: You mean, a jack-of-all-trades?
Mel: I wasn't that good!

From there, Mel co-created the spy spoof series Get Smart with Buck Henry, and then became a film director, specializing in genre spoofs: Broadway shows with The Producers in 1968, Westerns with Blazing Saddles in 1974, horror films with Young Frankenstein in 1974, silent movies with Silent Movie in 1976, Alfred Hitchcock's films with High Anxiety in 1977, historical epics with History of the World Part I in 1981, and science fiction with Spaceballs in 1987.

In 1965, Neil Simon wrote the Broadway play The Odd Couple, basing the character of fussbudget Felix Ungar on his brother Danny. (The character's name would become "Felix Unger" for the 1970-75 TV show based on the play.)

In 2001, NBC aired its 75th Anniversary special. Sid Caesar, age 79, was brought on as a special guest, but he looked terribly old, was hunched over, with his mouth open, and walking on a cane. I thought this was terrible: Clearly, he wasn't well enough to do this. Then he started talking, and it was clear that his mind was still clear, as he went into his dialects, cracking the audience up as he had half a century earlier, and paid tribute to absent friends who were early NBC legends. He lived until February 12, 2014, at the age of 91. 

Selma Diamond died in 1985, while she was playing court matron Selma Hacker on the NBC sitcom Night Court. Milt Kamen died in 1977, Tony Webster in 1987, James Starbuck in 1997, Lucille Kallen in 1999, Imogene Coca in 2001, Howard Morris and Danny Simon in 2005, Janet Blair and Mel Tolkin in 2007, Larry Gelbart in 2009, Joseph Stein in 2010, Nanette Fabray and Neil Simon in 2018, Carl Reiner in 2020. As of February 25, 2022, Mel Brooks and Woody Allen are still alive.

In 2002, with TV Guide preparing for its 50th Anniversary the next year, Your Show of Shows was ranked Number 30 on their list of the 50 Greatest TV Shows of All Time. In 2013, for their 60th Anniversary, it was ranked Number 37 on their 60 Best Series of All Time. In 2007, Time magazine named it one of its 100 Best TV Shows of All-Time, although it didn't rank any. In 2013, Entertainment Weekly ranked it Number 10 on its Top 100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time. The same year, the Writers Guild of America ranked it Number 41 on its list of the 101 Best Written TV Series of All Time.

In 1989, celebrating the 50th Anniversary of television, People magazine named him #4 on their list of the Top 25 TV Personalities of All Time. The article asked 2 questions: "Is he still funny? Yes. As funny as he was? Nobody may ever be that funny again."

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February 25, 1950 was a Saturday. Baseball and football were out of season. There were 5 games played in the NBA:

* The New York Knicks beat the Chicago Stags, 86-79 at the old Madison Square Garden. This would be the Stags' last season.

* The Boston Celtics beat the Baltimore Bullets, 82-66 at the Baltimore Coliseum. This version of the Bullets went out of business in 1954. A new version started in 1963, moved to Washington in 1973, and is now known as the Washington Wizards.

* The Philadelphia Warriors beat the Washington Capitols, 92-80 at the Uline Arena (now the Washington Coliseum). The Capitols folded in 1951, and the Warriors moved to San Francisco in 1962, taking the name "Golden State Warriors" in 1971.

* The Rochester Royals beat the Minneapolis Lakers, 66-64 at the Edgerton Park Arena in Rochester, New York. The Royals moved to Cincinnati in 1957, became the Kansas City Kings in 1972, and became the Sacramento Kings in 1985. The Lakers moved to Los Angeles in 1960.

* And the Tri-Cities Blackhawks beat the Sheboygan Red Skins, 74-66 at the Wharton Field House in Moline, Illinois. (Moline and Rock Island, Illinois and Davenport and Bettendorf, Iowa are usually known as the "Quad Cities.") The Red Skins went out of business in 1951. That year, the Blackhawks became the Milwaukee Hawks, became the St. Louis Hawks in 1955, and the Atlanta Hawks in 1968.

And there were 2 games played in the NHL. The New York Rangers lost to the Toronto Maple Leafs, 4-2 at Maple Leaf Gardens in Toronto. And the Detroit Red Wings beat the Chicago Black Hawks, 4-1 at the Chicago Stadium. The Montreal Canadiens and the Boston Bruins were not scheduled.

Monday, February 7, 2022

February 7, 1974: "Blazing Saddles" Premieres

February 7, 1974: Blazing Saddles premieres, director Mel Brooks' tribute to, and parody of, classic Western movies.

Hedley Lamarr (played by Harvey Korman) is a railroad executive, and the Attorney General of an unidentified Western territory of the United States. His name always gets turned into that of Hedy Lamarr, a popular actress of the 1930s and '40s. The Territorial Governor, William J. Le Petomane (Brooks), tells him, "This is 1874: You can sue her!" Hedley wants to build his railroad through the town of Rock Ridge, but the residents (who all seemed to have the surname Johnson) won't leave.

So Lamarr sends his flunky Taggart (Slim Pickens) and his goons there, to, as Taggart, says, "go ridin' into town, whompin' and a-whompin'," until the terrified citizens leave. But the move backfires: They are willing to fight for their town, and demand that Governor Le Petomane appoint a Sheriff to protect them.

Lamarr figures out a way around this: Since Le Petomane is an idiot, and Lamarr is clearly the power behind the throne, he convinces Le Petomane to appoint a Sheriff that the people of Rock Ridge will never accept: A black man. This turns out to be a railroad worker named Bart (Cleavon Little). The character's last name is never mentioned. Brooks gave him a badge, but not a surname. I wonder if that was an intentional commentary on racism.

Sure enough, at first, the Rock Ridgers are repulsed, treating Bart badly, and calling him "the N-word." As Jim (Gene Wilder), a former hired gun known as the Waco Kid, who has become his deputy, explains: "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know: Morons." The ending was an ad-lib by Wilder. Little cracked up, and Brooks left it in, because it was funny. As Brooks has said, "The only true sin is not being funny.")

In a flashback, where Bart tells Jim his backstory, he mentions his family being the only black family in a wagon train, and thus at the back of it, as if it was a segregation-era bus. When they're attacked by Indians, the chief, also played by Brooks, tells his braves to give them a break: "They're even darker than we are!"

Jim helps Bart win the town over. So Lamarr sends in his version of a "doomsday weapon": Mongo (former football star Alex Karras), a gigantic man of limited intelligence and words. Lamarr figures Bart wouldn't be able to handle him. As Jim says, when Bart suggests shooting him, "Don't do that. It'll only make him mad!" Well, not only does Bart find a way to handle Mongo, but Mongo defects to Bart's side, respecting him as the only man ever to stand up to him.

Sending Mongo in not having worked, Lamarr sends in another secret weapon: Lili von Shtupp, an overtly sexy German singer (Madeline Kahn, in an obvious homage to Marlene Dietrich), who is meant to seduce Bart. But Bart is a lover as well as a fighter, so she defects to his side, too.

So Lamarr decides he needs total war, telling Taggart, "I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados! Mugs, pugs, thugs! Nitwits, halfwits, dimwits! Vipers, snipers! Con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits! Muggers, buggerers! Bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes! Train robbers, bank robbers! Asskickers, shitkickers! And Methodists!"

The final brawl breaks the fourth wall. Well, it breaks a wall, as the fighting Wild Westerners crash through the set of a movie musical in the 1930s style of director Busby Berkeley, directed here by Buddy Bizarre (Dom DeLuise). Then it breaks into the commissary at Warner Brothers' studio, resulting in a food fight, a parody of pie fights in old-time slapstick movies. (Blazing Saddles is now older than most of what it was parodying.) Finally, it spills out onto the streets of Hollywood, where Bart shoots Lamarr in front of the famous Chinese Theatre. In perhaps the most meta moment in movie history, Bart and Jim then go inside to watch the rest of the movie that's telling their story.

Back in 1874, the townspeople thank Bart for his service, and he and Jim start to ride off into the sunset, as Western heroes tend to do. (Although neither gets the girl: Lili stays in Rock Ridge.) Then they get off their horses and into a limousine, and are driven off into the desert -- possibly to Las Vegas.

Brooks wrote the screenplay with black comedy legend Richard Pryor, who was supposed to play Sheriff Bart. But Pryor's cocaine habit was out of control at the time, and he became unreliable: The insurance company for the film wouldn't insure him. So it became a starmaking role for Little.

Brooks also wrote the songs for the film, including the title song. Thinking of Frankie Laine's singing of the theme to the TV show Rawhide, and his big Western-themed hit song "Mule Train," both having the sound effect of a cracking whip, Brooks placed an ad in the trade paper Variety, calling for "a Frankie Laine type." Laine himself answered the ad. Brooks didn't tell him the film was a comedy, and he sang it absolutely straight, and it's a great performance.

(There was precedent for this: Ten years earlier, Stanley Kubrick directed Dr. Strangelove, and told half the cast that the film was a comedy, and the other half that it was a drama, with equally stunning results.)

The studio had a lot of problems with the film. There was a lot of usage of "The N-word." In a 2012 interview, Brooks said, "If they did a remake of Blazing Saddles today, they would leave out the N-word. And then, you've got no movie." The purpose was to satirize racism, to show how rotten it is, and how stupid it is. And Brooks got support on it from both Pryor and Little.

There were also objections to Karras punching a horse. And to the beans scene. Brooks pointed out that, in pretty much every movie with cowboys in it, they're eating beans, but nobody hears the sounds that result. But Brooks' contract gave him final content control, and he refused to make any substantive changes.

Times change. When the film is shown on TV today, the N-word is blanked out. And there's a scene near the beginning where Taggart accuses some of the rail workers of "jumping around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!" That word is often called the gay version of the N-word, but the TV version could have used a better rewrite than "a bunch of Kansas City dummies!"

And Kahn's German singer? Her name is Lili von Shtupp. "Schtup" is, basically, "fuck" in Yiddish. So the TV version blanks it out, so it sounds like her name is "Lili von Sh." And yet, her name can be seen on the poster for the concert. But they left in the Indian chief's reaction upon seeing Bart's family, the single word "Schwarzes!" (German, or in Brooks' case, Yiddish, for "Blacks!" In the 1979 vampire parody Love at First Bite, George Hamilton's Dracula said it, but, for the TV version, it was replaced with, "Good evening!")

Wilder, who had previously worked with Brooks in The Producers, agreed to be in Blazing Saddles on one condition: He had a special project he wanted to do, and he asked Brooks to direct it. So they made that movie next: Young Frankenstein. Brooks has said that Blazing Saddles is his funniest movie, but Young Frankenstein is his best.

In 1995, I had a terrible cold, a cough that lasted for weeks, and kept me up nights. One night, I saw that Blazing Saddles was going to be on TV. I'd never seen it before, so I figured, it's a classic that's still being talked about, so, what the heck. Big mistake: Every time I laughed, I started coughing again. I began to wonder who would die first, me or Hedley Lamarr. (I didn't see Young Frankenstein until 2021. At least I didn't have a cold at the time. Shame on me for waiting until then to get over the hump.)

Slim Pickens died in 1983, Jack Starrett (Gabby Johnson, a parody of Western actor Gabby Hayes) in 1989, Cleavon Little in 1992, Madeline Kahn in 1999, Richard Pryor in 2005, Frankie Laine in 2007, Harvey Korman in 2008, Dom DeLuise in 2009, Alex Karras in 2012, Gene Wilder and David Huddleston (Olson Johnson) in 2016, and John Hillerman (Howard Johnson) in 2017.

Amazingly, as of February 7, 2022, Mel Brooks is still alive, at age 95. Also of note in the film and still alive on that date are Robyn Hilton, who played Miss Stein, the Governor's top-heavy secretary; and Rodney Allen Rippy, the former hamburger spokeskid who played young Bart, who grew up and left acting for a successful career in marketing.

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February 7, 1974 was a Thursday. Basketball Hall-of-Famer Steve Nash was born.

Baseball and football were out of season. There was only 1 game played in the NBA that night: The Detroit Pistons beat the Golden State Warriors, 110-86 at the Oakland Coliseum Arena. But there were 3 games played in the American Basketball Association:

* The Virginia Squires beat the Carolina Cougars, 120-97 at the Greensboro Coliseum.

* The Utah Stars beat the San Antonio Spurs, 86-83 at the HemisFair Arena in San Antonio.

* And the Denver Rockets beat the Memphis Tams, 105-94 at the Denver Auditorium Arena. The Tams were not among the ABA teams brought into the NBA. Correctly anticipating that they would be, and that there was already a Houston Rockets, the Denver team changed its name to the Nuggets after this season.

There were 2 games in the NHL. The Boston Bruins beat the St. Louis Blues, 5-3 at the Boston Garden. And the Philadelphia Flyers beat the Pittsburgh Penguins, 5-4 at The Spectrum in Philadelphia. And there was 1 game in the World Hockey Association: The Jersey Knights, based in the Philadelphia suburb of Cherry Hill, New Jersey, beat the Los Angeles Sharks, 7-4 at the Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena.

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